Here are some thoughts that cross my mind the past few days...

I saw an infomercial that promised to "confuse your muscles."  Is that a positive?  Here are my steps to confuse my muscles
Step 1: Let muscles atrophy
Step 2: Pick up remote.

A letter to the manufacturer's of Laffy Taffy:
Dear Laffy Taffy,
Whatever market research was done to indicate the need for a Banana flavored candy was wrong.  In Laffy Taffy variety bags, Banana is always the last color anyone wants to eat.  Cut the crap, and go back to Cherry and Strawberry.
Love,
Tim