Here are a few things that have crossed my mind over the past few days.

At what point did peppers make there way into the vegetable platter?  It used to be carrots, celery, broccoli and either cherry tomatoes or cauliflower.  Sometime in the last few years different colored peppers found their way into the platter, and I never received a memo authorizing this change.  I feel that someone owes me an explanation.

All of the Virgin Megastores in the world have now closed.  Take that Bin Laden.  Where are you gonna find your 72 dark haired virgins now?

Below is a conversation between a friend of mine and myself:
Friend: She's overweight, and she's kind of a bitch.
Me: I feel that more often than not, they go hand in hand, like she has a chip on her shoulder. 
Friend: Yeah.
Me: By that I mean a potato chip is resting on her shoulder.